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With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel

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Drink this down, and do it fast
No matter what don't pass that gass
Just chug on down the Barium Sulfate
Looking for fun and feeling bloated
Ba da da da da da da, feeling bloated

Hello Rad-Tech, what'cha knowing
You here to watch my insides glowin'?
gonna turn me & twist me & tip me?
Doo-it in doo doo, feeling woozy
Ba da da da da da da, feeling woozy

I've got things to do
And commitments to keep
I'm gagging and gassing and ready to puke
I'm tired of these tests, got another next week
Life I love you, all is groovy

Man do I hate these tests. I just know I'm gonna be dropping little albino turds for a week.

-Devin

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-rich

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